sextacy: (n.) The state of being carried away, or filled with elated bliss upon seeing a pair of a must-have, to-die-for item. Ex: shoes, bags, apparel, accessories, jewelry. Commonly associated with: orgasmic shoes, shoe-gasms, shoe porn. As of late I’ve been obsessed with Australian shoe boutique, Zu Shoes. But my love for the shoppe is unrequited; I stare admiringly, I lust, I fuss over the shoes, yet, it only laughs haughtily at the fact that it only ships to Australia and New Zealand. And yet I continue to return rather stubbornly – heartbroken, but longingly. Never have I ever seen shoes of such perfection; I say that quite definitively without a doubt. Of course I cannot vouch for quality, but from the images the craftsmanship does seem quite sturdy. But the designs – the drool-worthy, swoon-worthy, lust-worthy designs of impeccability leave me fantasizing in the nights of owning each of those shoes. Imagine if I could, some day in the future, wake up to see a closet full of Zu Shoes. My life would be nearly complete. Le sigh. Of course the following collages of my dream, orgasm-inducing shoes are all b l a c k . I do have quite…