Labyrinth was how I first became enamored with the man. The myth. The legend. "I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring. I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. I felt very puny as a human. I thought, 'Fuck that. I want to be a ... Read More
Working Girl: The ‘I Clean Up Alright’ Edition
I'm still recovering from my two-day trip to D.C./Chevy Chase for work; how is that every time I'm away from home, I end up feeling like I was hit by a bus? I've yet to master the art of traveling with grace (I don't understand how people travel in clothing that isn't a sweatpant-sweatshirt combo), ... Read More
Give Me Contour or Give Me Death
I'm not a makeup person. At least not really once you break down the stats. Though I'm vaguely familiar with upcoming launches and beauty trends (baking, contouring, strobing, and now (please God, no) 'ton-touring'), my daily face (three days a week) consists of exactly three to four products, and ... Read More