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Mila\u00a0(since we’re on a first name basis here):<\/p>\n

I have a proposal for you. One you must be familiar with; you’ve heard of the concept of Friends With Benefits<\/a><\/em>, correct? It’s quite the fad these days, I hear. In any case, if it’s of no moral or ethical conflict to you, I say we form said pact.<\/p>\n

Let’s be friends. We’ll braid each other’s hair, gab about SYTYCD<\/em>, meet up at Starbucks every few days since we both seem to share expensive taste in our coffee addictions. The main clause to this proposed friendship is this: after your sartorial, paparazzi moments, you’ll give me your photographed ensembles<\/strong>. We wouldn’t want you to be caught in the same outfit twice (tacky, tacky if you’re an American celeb!). Starting with this Cacharel<\/a> dress<\/strong>. (I’d pawn those shoes too if you were a size five. But alas, you’re not. Who is?! I’ll settle for the Ray-Bans instead.)<\/p>\n

It’s a fairly reasonable exchange, I think.<\/p>\n

I’d reciprocate the favor but (1) nothing in my wardrobe is snap-worthy; if my own camera refuses to acknowledge the fashionable standing of, well, my own fashion choices, I highly doubt a photographer would want to document my style choices, and (2) the best you’re ever going to get are a pair of Nine West heels, in size five, which won’t even fit you at all. I’m saving myself the humiliation of having you accepting my offers out of charitable obligation…<\/p>\n

. \u00a0 . \u00a0 .<\/p>\n

xx<\/p>\n

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