I’ve brunched, I’ve mimosa’d, and now I’m typing (for better or worse). In fact, I’m feeling awfully chatty today, so let’s talk about those SSBs, ladies.<\/p>\n
(Not sure what I’m talking about? There was an episode of\u00a0Sex and the City<\/em> where Carrie was nervous about Aidan moving in; she didn’t want to let go\u2014or reveal\u2014the guilty-pleasure or single-life habits meant to be done in the comfort of complete privacy. It was thus called\u00a0Secret Single Behaviors.<\/strong>)<\/p>\n Luckily for me, I’m very much single and can carry on enjoying every secret single behavior, however guilty, however embarassing. These are a few:<\/p>\n \u2018Fess up, ladies. We want the juicy bits.<\/em><\/p>\n . \u00a0 . \u00a0 .<\/p>\n x<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’ve brunched, I’ve mimosa’d, and now I’m typing (for better or worse). In fact, I’m feeling awfully chatty today, so let’s talk about those SSBs, ladies. (Not sure what I’m talking about? There was an episode of\u00a0Sex and the City where Carrie was nervous about Aidan moving in; she didn’t want to let go\u2014or reveal\u2014the guilty-pleasure or single-life habits meant to be done in the comfort of complete privacy. It was thus called\u00a0Secret Single Behaviors.) Luckily for me, I’m very much single and can carry on enjoying every secret single behavior, however guilty, however embarassing. These are a few: Not washing my hair for a few days because (1) too much shampoo-ing is stripping, (2) third-day hair makes for a\u00a0mean slick pony, and (3) I’m just lazy as\u00a0f. Late night snacking. Or just over-indulging, period. When I’m hungry or PMS-ing or just in the mood to stuff my face, I’ll happily sit with a bag\u00a0of Snap Pea Crisps or eat four mangos in one sitting. I’m also known to down half a gallon of green smoothie in the morning (after which I rock the Buddha belly for the next 45 minutes). Analyzing every pore or hair follicle on my face…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"full-width-content","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[704,19,20],"tags":[144,366,698,620],"class_list":{"0":"post-264","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-etc","7":"category-kims-diary","8":"category-life","9":"tag-carrie-bradshaw","10":"tag-diary","11":"tag-girl-talk","12":"tag-style-tips","13":"entry"},"yoast_head":"\n\n