{"id":339,"date":"2011-05-21T00:00:33","date_gmt":"2011-05-21T04:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abitcoquettish.wordpress.com\/?p=339"},"modified":"2015-08-29T16:25:56","modified_gmt":"2015-08-29T20:25:56","slug":"dancing-til-the-world-ends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/dancing-til-the-world-ends\/","title":{"rendered":"Dancing &#8216;Til the World Ends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Since the world&#8217;s supposedly ending today, I\u00a0should\u00a0buy myself a new pair of shoes. Might as well look good those last 24 hours or so,\u00a0<em>non<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/abitcoquettish.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/05\/louboutin-black-amber-patent-double-platform-sandals.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"881\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/dancing-til-the-world-ends\/louboutin-black-amber-patent-double-platform-sandals\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/louboutin-black-amber-patent-double-platform-sandals3.jpg?fit=385%2C446&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"385,446\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"louboutin black amber patent double platform sandals\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/louboutin-black-amber-patent-double-platform-sandals3.jpg?fit=385%2C446&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-881 size-full\" title=\"louboutin black amber patent double platform sandals\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/louboutin-black-amber-patent-double-platform-sandals3.jpg?resize=385%2C446\" alt=\"\" width=\"385\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/louboutin-black-amber-patent-double-platform-sandals3.jpg?w=385&amp;ssl=1 385w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/louboutin-black-amber-patent-double-platform-sandals3.jpg?resize=259%2C300&amp;ssl=1 259w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It would be cruel and unusual punishment to let me shrivel in the confines of my home, thus rendering it justifiable to shell out the plastic card for this Christian Louboutin Black Amber Patent Double Platform Sandals from\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.saksfifthavenue.com\/Entry.jsp?catID=0&amp;bmUID=j0fC98b\" target=\"_blank\">Saks Fifth Avenue<\/a>. Let me have my fun stomping about in\u00a0<em>\u00e0 la<\/em>\u00a0the after-hours Bond girl,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qzU9OrZlKb8\" target=\"_blank\">dancing \u2019til the world ends<\/a>.\u00a0<em>Sex on heels\u2014<\/em>almost literally\u2014with its infamous red sole and strappy mix of patent, satin, and crystals. Guaranteed for an instant boost of va-va-voom with an\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bcbg.com\/family\/index.jsp?categoryId=3370525&amp;utm_source=HL&amp;utm_medium=HOMEPAGE&amp;utm_content=FALL_2010&amp;utm_campaign=SHOP_NOW&amp;camp=HL:FALL_10:HOMEPAGE:SHOP_NOW\" target=\"_blank\">Herv\u00e9 L\u00e9ger<\/a>\u00a0I\u2019ve been eyeing\u00a0<em>not<\/em>\u00a0so discreetly, and legs nearly half the length of Gisele\u2019s. Guaranteed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But the world cannot possibly end today. I haven\u2019t yet seen the Alexander McQueen exhibit, splurged ridiculous amounts on a thing (or two) from Bergdorfs and Henry Bendel, and nor had some scandalous affair in Europe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Let\u2019s postpone it for December 21, 2012 first, please. At least let me check off a quarter of my bucket list and make enough bones to pay for the red sole of this shoe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">. \u00a0 . \u00a0 .<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">x<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since the world&#8217;s supposedly ending today, I\u00a0should\u00a0buy myself a new pair of shoes. Might as well look good those last 24 hours or so,\u00a0non? It would be cruel and unusual punishment to let me shrivel in the confines of my home, thus rendering it justifiable to shell out the plastic card for this Christian Louboutin Black Amber Patent Double Platform Sandals from\u00a0Saks Fifth Avenue. Let me have my fun stomping about in\u00a0\u00e0 la\u00a0the after-hours Bond girl,\u00a0dancing \u2019til the world ends.\u00a0Sex on heels\u2014almost literally\u2014with its infamous red sole and strappy mix of patent, satin, and crystals. Guaranteed for an instant boost of va-va-voom with an\u00a0Herv\u00e9 L\u00e9ger\u00a0I\u2019ve been eyeing\u00a0not\u00a0so discreetly, and legs nearly half the length of Gisele\u2019s. Guaranteed. But the world cannot possibly end today. I haven\u2019t yet seen the Alexander McQueen exhibit, splurged ridiculous amounts on a thing (or two) from Bergdorfs and Henry Bendel, and nor had some scandalous affair in Europe. Let\u2019s postpone it for December 21, 2012 first, please. At least let me check off a quarter of my bucket list and make enough bones to pay for the red sole of this shoe. . \u00a0 . \u00a0 . x<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"full-width-content","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[707,9],"tags":[397,591],"class_list":{"0":"post-339","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-lust-list","7":"category-style","8":"tag-louboutin","9":"tag-shoe-porn","10":"entry","11":"has-post-thumbnail"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Dancing &#039;Til the World Ends \u2022 A Bit Coquettish<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Let me have my fun stomping about in \u00e0 la the after-hours Bond girl, dancing \u2019til the world ends. 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