{"id":3482,"date":"2012-07-09T20:00:26","date_gmt":"2012-07-10T00:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abitcoquettish.wordpress.com\/?p=3482"},"modified":"2015-08-27T11:34:36","modified_gmt":"2015-08-27T15:34:36","slug":"shoe-porn-christian-louboutin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/shoe-porn-christian-louboutin\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoe Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3483\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/tumblr_m679sukmbr1qa1vjco1_1280\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/tumblr_m679sukmbr1qa1vjco1_12803.jpeg?fit=620%2C413&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"620,413\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;5&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS REBEL T1i&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1340300037&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;146&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;1600&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.005&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sexy shoe porn\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/tumblr_m679sukmbr1qa1vjco1_12803.jpeg?fit=620%2C413&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3483 size-full\" title=\"sexy shoe porn - christian louboutins\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/tumblr_m679sukmbr1qa1vjco1_12803.jpeg?resize=620%2C413\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/tumblr_m679sukmbr1qa1vjco1_12803.jpeg?w=620&amp;ssl=1 620w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/tumblr_m679sukmbr1qa1vjco1_12803.jpeg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;ve never been one for a statement shoe\u2014I prefer subtle and classic, and <a href=\"http:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/tag\/bag-whore\/\" target=\"_blank\">I&#8217;m more of a bag person<\/a> anyway\u2014but within seconds, these have made it to the top of my lust list.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/i-was-lying-when-i-said-love-at-first-sight-didnt-exist\/\" target=\"_blank\">Love at first sight?<\/a>\u00a0<em>Bah humbug.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A new take on the traditional pump by the one and only\u00a0<em>Christian Louboutin<\/em>: lethal, sexy, borderline pornographic. A reference to the clear stripper heel and the infamous Rodarte shoe, topped with a thin ankle strap for ultimate <em>femme<\/em> appeal (or a cheeky hint at bondage? Food for thought). It&#8217;s good to know that if, god forbid, at any moment in time I need something sharp to defend myself, I can look down at my little size five feet and feel instantly reassured.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">. \u00a0 . \u00a0 .<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">x<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em><span style=\"color: #888888;\">{image <a href=\"http:\/\/aminuteawayfromsnowing.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">via<\/a>}<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never been one for a statement shoe\u2014I prefer subtle and classic, and I&#8217;m more of a bag person anyway\u2014but within seconds, these have made it to the top of my lust list. Love at first sight?\u00a0Bah humbug. 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It&#8217;s good to know that if, god forbid, at any moment in time I need something sharp to defend myself, I can look down at my little size five feet and feel instantly reassured. . \u00a0 . \u00a0 . x {image 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