{"id":3585,"date":"2012-07-17T16:58:36","date_gmt":"2012-07-17T20:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abitcoquettish.wordpress.com\/?p=3585"},"modified":"2015-08-26T22:56:45","modified_gmt":"2015-08-27T02:56:45","slug":"shoe-porn-valentino-pumps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/shoe-porn-valentino-pumps\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoe Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What I&#8217;d wear to my wedding should\u00a0I ever decide to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/shoulda-put-a-ring-on-it\/\" target=\"_blank\">get married<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3587\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/shoe-porn-valentino-pumps\/valentino-pumps\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/valentino-pumps3.png?fit=464%2C577&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"464,577\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"valentino pumps\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/valentino-pumps3.png?fit=464%2C577&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3587 size-full\" title=\"valentino pumps\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/valentino-pumps3.png?resize=464%2C577\" alt=\"\" width=\"464\" height=\"577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/valentino-pumps3.png?w=464&amp;ssl=1 464w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/valentino-pumps3.png?resize=241%2C300&amp;ssl=1 241w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 464px) 100vw, 464px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Since\u00a0<em>that&#8217;s<\/em> not happening in my\u00a0foreseeable\u00a0future, my wallet remains safe. <em>Phew<\/em>. But a\u00a0girl can dream, can&#8217;t she? I <em>will<\/em>\u00a0have you know, however, that this is the closest I&#8217;ve ever come to thinking about weddings. I&#8217;ve never done that dream-wedding-scrapbook shindig before.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>But this shoe!<\/em> Had my 10-year-old self seen them, things may have turned out differently; I probably would have designed entire binders of weddings, from dress options to color schemes, down to some nondescript perfect groom.* Had my 10-year-old self seen those Valentinos, I probably would have had said scrapbooks stashed under my bed for good luck&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Those shoes. They&#8217;re <em>that<\/em> good.**<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">. \u00a0 . \u00a0 .<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">x<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>{image\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/modaoperandi.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #888888;\">via<\/span><\/a>}<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em><strong>Editor&#8217;s Notes<\/strong>:\u00a0<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em>*Kidding, obviously.\u00a0Even\u00a0if that were the case. Who do you think I am? I was a CSI junkie at that tender age.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em>**Still a <a style=\"color: #999999;\" href=\"http:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/tag\/bag-whore\/\" target=\"_blank\">bag whore<\/a>.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What I&#8217;d wear to my wedding should\u00a0I ever decide to\u00a0get married: Since\u00a0that&#8217;s not happening in my\u00a0foreseeable\u00a0future, my wallet remains safe. Phew. But a\u00a0girl can dream, can&#8217;t she? I will\u00a0have you know, however, that this is the closest I&#8217;ve ever come to thinking about weddings. I&#8217;ve never done that dream-wedding-scrapbook shindig before. But this shoe! 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