{"id":5946,"date":"2013-06-25T13:34:55","date_gmt":"2013-06-25T17:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abitcoquettish.wordpress.com\/?p=5946"},"modified":"2015-08-18T02:59:58","modified_gmt":"2015-08-18T02:59:58","slug":"ootn-orange-jumpsuit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/ootn-orange-jumpsuit\/","title":{"rendered":"Orange Crush"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8202\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/ootn-orange-jumpsuit\/fullsizerender-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/FullSizeRender-3.jpg?fit=619%2C619&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"619,619\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"FullSizeRender (3)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/FullSizeRender-3.jpg?fit=619%2C619&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8202\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/FullSizeRender-3.jpg?resize=619%2C619\" alt=\"FullSizeRender (3)\" width=\"619\" height=\"619\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/FullSizeRender-3.jpg?w=619&amp;ssl=1 619w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/FullSizeRender-3.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimberlypearl.co\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/FullSizeRender-3.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 619px) 100vw, 619px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Oh, this is nice,&#8221; my brother mused. (He often drops by room for the sole purpose of using my full(ish)-length mirror, so him taking a pause in front of my outfit choice, hung over the closet door, took me by surprise.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Yeah?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8220;Yeah.&#8221; He played with the chiffon before realizing that it split into legs and was, alas, <em>not<\/em>\u00a0a dress. &#8220;Just kidding. What the hell is this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I smiled smugly as I put on the rest of my face.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">You see, I&#8217;ve always loved the concept of the jumpsuit. It&#8217;s like wearing a dress without having to worry about indecent exposure &#8211; which makes it ideal for the girl who will forever be the first (and last) on the dance floor.\u00a0Plus, they&#8217;re something that other get and appreciate, but men balk at in confusion.\u00a0<em>What is this\/What do I do with it\/How does it come off?<\/em>\u00a0are the general questions that come to the male mind. (Not that I blame them.) Black would have been the safe way to go, but this unapologetic orange-red was just begging to come home with me.*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>It was a man-repelling moment waiting to happen<\/strong>.\u00a0And an epic one at that &#8211; you don&#8217;t just wear a bright coral jumpsuit to\u00a0<em>any<\/em> old shin-dig.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So when my best friend invited me out to a New York City for an intimate concert at the <a href=\"http:\/\/highlineballroom.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Highline Ballroom<\/a>, out came said jumpsuit\u00a0and the gold-plated, spiked belt. If I&#8217;m doing my best man-repelling act, then I might as well be a\u00a0<em>literal<\/em>\u00a0man-repeller too, no?\u00a0You can look (Is it a maxi? Pants? No, it&#8217;s&#8230; a jumpsuit!), but you can&#8217;t touch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">. \u00a0 . \u00a0 .<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em>Editor&#8217;s Notes:<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\"><em>*Spoiler alert: The black jumpsuit also came home with me that night. It was a very happy threesome.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Oh, this is nice,&#8221; my brother mused. (He often drops by room for the sole purpose of using my full(ish)-length mirror, so him taking a pause in front of my outfit choice, hung over the closet door, took me by surprise.) &#8220;Yeah?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah.&#8221; He played with the chiffon before realizing that it split into legs and was, alas, not\u00a0a dress. &#8220;Just kidding. What the hell is this?&#8221; I smiled smugly as I put on the rest of my face. 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