Surfbort: 15 Ways Your Girl Can Dress Like Beyoncé

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4 September 2014

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It’s been a hot minute since Queen Bey released her eponymous album (since December 13, 2013, if we’re being precise here) and shook the world. The world’s still shakin’—thanks to Beyonce and her love of little leotards—and we still can’t get enough.

Those videos though. We won’t bother questioning how all 17 music videos were produced under wraps; we’ll just be thankful (to the Illuminati brethren?). Seventeen short films oozing nothing but music, sex, and a whole lot of Beyoncé in whole lot of little-to-nothing has inspired her fans to copy in a multitude of ways.

While we can’t deliver Bey, the background music, or any professional lighting, what we can give you is insight on where to find all the best lingerie featured in her videos. Click it, gift it, and you’ll instantly win “Boyfriend of the Month.” And if superlatives aren’t important to you, get this: you’re about to get the ride of your life the next time you’re drunk in love.

Buy now, thank us later: we’re about to help you make your dreams come true.

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Pretty Hurts

We’re starting off slow and easy here, if old-school Hollywood is more your speed. Beyonce’s wearing a demure, pin-up suit by Norma Kamali, channeling a little bit of Marilyn Monroe to leave room for imagination…

… but on the flipside, if edgy is more your thing, another Norma Kamali. We’re getting warmer with that midriff on show.

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Ghost

Classic black with an inviting fishnet torso. Beach or bedroom, it works. (Bonus points if it’s paired with a pair of sky-high heels…)

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Haunted

Dominatrix mistress or a school teacher fantasy? She’s covered up—but not for long. After all, it’s what’s underneath that counts…

 

Didn’t we tell you? Few things will get your lady—or you—more excited than that little pink box. Agent Provocateur is the name of the game, and if you do one thing right by her, it’ll be giving you both the gift of the finest in French lingerie. The Alina set offers the best of both worlds with delicate lace juxtaposed with soft bondage; did someone say surfbordt?

Three-piece sets a little complicated for you? (Trust, we get it.) There’s always a bodysuit option—it’s Beyonce, after all—with cutouts in all the right places. Cat woman meets video vixen your thing? Look no further.

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Drunk in Love

Then there’s “Drunk in Love.” Simple, sensuous, sexy: few things are better than wet hair, a good bikini, and a whole lot of mesh. The icing on the cake? A hint of strategically placed gold chain highlighting every curve.

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Yoncé

So it’s not Bey—it’s Chanel—but a strappy suit like this? Yes please.

So Bey loves her a bandage, bondage-inspired number, too. Convinced yet?

 

There’s a theme if you’re into it: bondage is the name of the game.

 

Then there’s some classic 90s erotica with huge potential. (If you didn’t know, all that’s Beyonce or 50 Shades of Grey endorsed is game. Plus, you just scored yourself some major brownie points.) We’re just sorry you won’t be able to get your hands on this exact molded rubber bustier—nipples and all (talk about finding a loophole around Instagram and its busted rules)—by Tom Ford for Yves Saint Laurent back in 2001.

Feeling adventurous? Bring out the mask.

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Partition

Driver, roll up the partition, please. We’re only asking once.

 

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Rocket

For those of you who like things a little sweeter, treat her to a little lace and high-waist…

Actually, don’t bother thanking us: just get busy.

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