Paint the Town Blue

I don’t want to blame the exacerbation of my insomnia on the 2026 midterm elections, but with everything else in my life relatively routine, it’s hard not to connect the dots. Sleepless nights have plagued me for nearly a month—and Tuesday night, I was wired. The only thing to do (save toggling between TikTok livestreams for minute-by-minute updates) was to scroll the depths of TheRealReal. Wishful thinking manifested in shades of blue.

Is this the most vapid thing one can do? Completely. But we all cope in different ways—and finally, finally, we’re out of the red and into the blue. Below, the best blue bags of the moment. (Some of which may or may not be on hold in my cart, right now.)

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