Kristen Stewart on the cover of the latest issue of W magazine. I'm not her biggest fan, and she's barely recognizable, but hello! There are bigger things at hand, here. 60s sex kitten vibes! B I G hair ! Winged cat eye. Nude lips! White f u r ! Pink typography! I overuse exclamation ... Read More
Mila Kunis, I Have a “Friends with Benefits” Proposal For You
Mila (since we're on a first name basis here): I have a proposal for you. One you must be familiar with; you've heard of the concept of Friends With Benefits, correct? It's quite the fad these days, I hear. In any case, if it's of no moral or ethical conflict to you, I say we form said pact. Let's ... Read More
Bag Whore: Fendi Chameleon Satchel
I adore Fendi. I first fell in major like when I saw the Fendi Spy—there wasn't one variation I didn't like (a rare feat), their logo-emblazoned one inclusive (an even rarer feat). It was the first designer bag I ever loved, and we all know how it is with first loves. You get attached to anything ... Read More



