(You're welcome.) There are pros and cons living in a country defined by mass consumerism (#Murica) during a time of unbridled self-indulgence. I have a number of problems with it, actually—including (but certainly not limited to) lack of conscientious shopping, waste, contributing to unethical ... Read More
These Are A Few of My Favorite Things
A part of me feels guilty—un-American—for never really addressing Thanksgiving Day beyond the obligatory family dinner. (And even then, 'Thanksgiving' is acknowledged only because having a family dinner at in The Dining Room, and not the kitchen, is a rarity. Also, my dad goes OTT with the menu. ... Read More
I’ve Been A Naughty Girl…
With less than two months until Christmas, the wise thing to do is behave. Be nice, be kind, work hard, be frugal, and good ol' Saint Nick will reward you. Dearest Santa Claus: I would, under normal circumstances. But you see—when need arises and you're in desperate need of retail therapy, a girl ... Read More



