Shoe Porn

What I’d wear to my wedding should I ever decide to get married:

Since that’s not happening in my foreseeable future, my wallet remains safe. Phew. But a girl can dream, can’t she? I will have you know, however, that this is the closest I’ve ever come to thinking about weddings. I’ve never done that dream-wedding-scrapbook shindig before.

But this shoe! Had my 10-year-old self seen them, things may have turned out differently; I probably would have designed entire binders of weddings, from dress options to color schemes, down to some nondescript perfect groom.* Had my 10-year-old self seen those Valentinos, I probably would have had said scrapbooks stashed under my bed for good luck…

Those shoes. They’re that good.**

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Editor’s Notes: *Kidding, obviously. Even if that were the case. Who do you think I am? I was a CSI junkie at that tender age.

**Still a bag whore.