... dun dun DUN! If I were a beauty writer I'd be pitching this story until an editor found my relentlessness adorable. But I don't even have to try for that to happen, you know? Long associated with anything ranging from granny and drag queen makeup to Pamela Anderson (et. al) and ... Read More
Fall Wardrobe Essentials
I don't believe in trends. But you knew that already. 1. the Cropped Shearling Jacket (by MICHAEL Michael Kors) Nothing says luxurious better than a faux/vintage fur coat. I'll be honest here, in the interest of full disclosure—I'm not particularly opposed to fur coats so long as they were ... Read More
The Review: Lime Crime ‘Coquette’ Lipstick
Frivolity and consumption at its finest. . . . In a moment of weakness, I ordered a Lime Crime lipstick. Totally ridiculous in the sense that I am, admittedly, quite snobbish about my makeup—I prefer the luxe and sophisticated for the sake of cohesion (I'm not kidding when I say that I'm a bit ... Read More